Ek kid ka ek paper me zero (O) aya.
(Angry) Father: What is this?
Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye to MOON de diya.
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A kid was beaten up by his mom..Dad came n askd "what happnd son?"
Kid said "I can't adjust with ur wife anymore, I want my own!"
Kid: Papa, papa.. maine pados wale uncle to kal unki naukrani ke saath unke bedroom mein dekha..
Papa: Achha? Kab? Tum waha kya kar rahe the.. Doosro ke gharo mein tak-jhak nahi karte..
Kid: April fool, April fool.. Uncle ke saath naukrani nahi, mummy thee!
Ek kutta Bunty ka haath chaatne laga. Bunty dar gaya aur rone laga. Bunty ki mummy dodi-2 aayi aur kutte ko bhaga kar bunty ke boli, "Kutte ne kata to nahi?". Bunty bola, "Nahi mummy, abhi to chakkh raha tha".
Sunny ke match khel kar ghar aate hi dad ne poocha. Kaho kaisa raha match?
Sunny: Aap vishwas nahi karoge. Winning run ke liye main jimmedaar raha.
Dad (exited): Kaise! Kaise!
Sunny: maine catch tapka di!
Do ladke talab pe macchli pakad rahe the. Tabhi Chowkidar aaya. Ek ladka bhaga. Kaafi der bhagne ke baad chowkidar ne ladke ko pakad liya.
Chowkidar: "Bina licence fishing ke liye jurmana bharna padega".
Ladka: "Ye raha licence" (licence dikhate hue).
Chowkidar (valid licence dekhte hue): "Shaitan kahi ka, fir bhagaya kyo??".
Ladka (talab ki taraf ishara karte hue): "Par uske pass nahi tha na".
A son reaches home from school and starts crying.
Mom: what happened son?
Son: "I fell in the playground in recess", said the boy while showing his scratched arm.
Mom: But why cry now?
Son: I didn't get time that time.
Ladka apni maa se: Maa aap to kahti thi ki pados wali aanti bahut buri aur dayan hai.
Maa: Haan to fir? Kya hua?
Ladka: To fir papa usse choom kyo rahe thhe??
Ladka school se ghar pahuncha are chillane laga.
Maa: Kya hua beta?
Ladka: Main half time mein ground mein gir gaya tha. ye dekho (Choti Khronch dikhate hue)
Maa: To ab kyo ro rahe ho?
Ladka: Tab time nahi mila na.
Kid: Aunty, aapke pet me kya hai?
Pregnant Aunty: Ek pyara sa, nanha sa baccha.
Kid: Aunty, agar vo itna hi pyara sa hai to aap ne usko kha kiyun liya?
Coming home from a match, Sunny was welcomed by his father.
"How was the match son?" he asked.
"Will you believe it!" Sunny said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How did you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."