Hindi Funny Jokes



Pati: Main tumhari roz-roz ki Farmayisho se tang aa gya hoon. Dil karta hai Khudkushi kar loon.
Patni: Theek hai theek hai.. Lekin usse pahle mujhe 2-4 safed suit Jaroor dila dena.

==Hindi Devnaagri Script==

पति: मैं तुम्हारी रोज-रोज की फरमाईशों से तंग आ गया हूँ. दिल करता है खुदकुशी कर लूं.
पत्नी: ठीक है ठीक है.. लेकिन उससे पहले मुझे दो-चार सफ़ेद सूट जरूर दिला देना!!


Santa Ko Raste Mein Ek Pathar Mila..
Pathar pe Likha Tha..
Mujhko Palat Lo, Kuch Ban Jaoge.

Santa ne use Palta..

Niche Likha Tha, Ban Gaye Na Bewkuf!!

==Hindi Devnaagri Script==

संता को रास्ते में एक पत्थर मिला..
पत्थर पे लिखा था..
मुझको पलट कर देखो, कुछ बन जाओगे.

संता ने उसे पलटा..
नीचे लिखा था, बन गये न बेवकूफ!!


Santa: Achhi aur Buri biwi mein kya farq hai?
Banta: Kya matlab? Biwiyaan achhi bhi hoti hai kya?


B4 shaadi: maine pyar kiya
1st Yr: pyar ke side effects
2nd Yr: Pyar ka panchname
3rd Yr: Maine pyar kyu kiya
4th Yr: Pyar tune kya kiya
5th Yr: Luv ka the End


Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…

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Kal raat ko party mei mene 1 ladki ki izzat ko bacchaya ;)

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Other Boy:
Waah Bhai .!!! Par kaise ???

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1st Boy :
Self Control Bhai .. SELF CONTROL :D


Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

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Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

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Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho,
kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.

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Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

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chaand ko tod doonga
suraj ko fod doonga
agar tu haan kah de
to pahali wali ko chhod doonga.

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Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.
Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.

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Kanjoos boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hoon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to agle saal is pe sign bhi kar dunga.

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Ek pathan apne kandhe pe bandar baitha ke ja raha tha.
Paas ek bande ne puchha ye kaun sa janwar ha?
Bandar bola PATHAN.

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Santa: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta: Suicide karne ke liye
Santa: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Banta: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

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Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

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Ek sharabi sky ki taraf ishara kar ke dusre sharabi se bola: Ye suraj hai ya chaand.
Dusra sharabi: Pata nahi bhai, main bhi is shehar me naya hun.

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Rat Bhar Ayi Nhi, Or Hum Hila Hila Kr Yu Hi So Gye,
Jo Hila Rhe The Woh Pankha Tha, Jo Ayi Nhi Wo Bijli Thi,
Abe Salo Kbi To Acha Samja Kro Dirty Mind

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लोकप्रिय चुटकुले (पिछले 30 दिनों में)