English Funny Jokes



Two bful gals and 1 very hensome boy traveled in a public bus. Gals tried to get his attenson bt he ignored 'em. At once boy's phone rang. He ignored it and did't attend. One gal cudn't resist and interupted. "Your phone is ringing" she said. "Umm.. yes it is. It must be her.. my wife.. who else", the boy said softly.

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**Degree of Girls**

BA- Beautiful Angel
BSc- Beautiful Structure
BL- Beautiful Lips
BCom- Beautiful Completely
MBA- Married But Available

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There r many brave people who alwayas want 2 be adventurous.
Few choose the armed forces & fight for the nation,others get married & fight for their survival..

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My wife treats me like GOD.! She makes NO notice of my existence until she wants some thing.

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Best relationship needs no promises no demands n no expectation,it just need 2 people 1fool like u n 1cool like me. :)

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The height of bad luck... A girl and boy met last time for breakup Unfortunatly girl's father caught them.. Now they are married couple!

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Once a boy said to girl: Come in my heart and stay here forever.
Girl: Should i remove my sleepers??
Boy: No honey, its not a temple, come without removing.

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Is it true that the word STUDYING
was derived from STUdents DYING?

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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

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A husband gave the key of his new car to wife
with a warning

"Darling,
If u met with accident, newspapers will print your age!" :-P ;-)


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